The Lego Batman Movie (EWW Video)

Everything Wrong With The LEGO Batman Movie

Transcript

1. ("Black. All important movies start with a black screen") Movie would be good at CinemaSins.
2. ("And logos. Really long, dramatic logos") Holy sh*t. Movie is amazing at WATCHING CinemaSins. 
3. ("Now, get yourself ready, for some reading.") Holy sh*t. Movie is a FAN of CinemaSins!
4. Also, reading.
5. (Batman starts reading) If the movie just said "Narreading," I would have stop the movie and the sins video right here. Shortest sins video ever. Job would be done. We'd have an internal discussion about even releasing it.
6. (Transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite) Ha ha, movie. But this is NOWHERE NEAR 11 million of anything. Calling you out on your humongous exaggeration because I obviously hate movies more than I hate myself.
7. A helicopter is about overtake, intercept, and overpower a f*cking cargo jet!
8. Wait, it's worse than I thought...they f*cking LANDED that chopper ON TOP OF AN AIRPLANE!